Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Top 10 Things To NOT Do While Drunk

The most important at the top:

  1. Email someone you haven't heard from in a while (I was really hoping I dreamt myself at my laptop typing that email to her. Then I checked my sent items and damnit there it was).

  2. Call someone you haven't heard from in a while (check the outgoing calls on my cell phone and sure enough I DID call her Saturday nite).

  3. Talk about women (This was #7 but I decided to move it up).

  4. Drive (You would think that would be # 1 and if I hadn't done the first 2 this would be #1.

  5. Eat mass quantities of food (Mexican or otherwise).

  6. Run (learned this is college, that how I got my drunken knee.

  7. Negoitate stairs.

  8. Negoitate with inanimate objects.

  9. Fumbling with keys while trying to open locked door.

  10. Talk about airplanes (I actually do that one a lot...considering the first 9 this is the least harmful).